February 2012
18 posts
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January 2012
52 posts
Watchthat poor car hood …
So there's this old skeez at work
I’m talking, like dude is in his mid-late fifties, and he’s soooo pervy! Here’s a brief snippet of our conversation:
Me: (talking about Ides of March) “eh, the acting was amazing, but it just ended!”
other sales guy: “Don’t you hate when that happens!”
skeez: “it’s like a bitch that won’t let you cum!”
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Me: “I swear I just saw a white Hyundai SUV pull in and I stood up to see what they were doing and now I don’t know where they are! They didn’t have time to pull out!”
Dirty old man I work with: “That sounds like me last night!”
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